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Friend-Zoned By The Government

February 12, 2013

When I was 17, I was friends with a girl that I would have given ANYTHING to be with. We liked the same music, the same movies, we even had the same morbid sense of humor. As far as I was concerned, this was the perfect woman. However, that sentiment was shared only by one of us. No matter what I did, or what I said, she kept smacking me back to the friend zone. By the time senior year came around I had to face the fact that this wasn’t healthy. I either had to accept the friendship as it was, or I had to drop her and move on. In this particular case, I walked away. I knew that no matter how hard I tried to do the “friends” thing, I wouldnt be able to hide my feelings and it would end up hurting both of us.

I mention the above because believe it or not, it is extremely relevant to what is going on today. The majority of the people in this country have a massive crush on our government. The Republicans say that if it wasn’t for “those damn democrats” the government would be perfect for the people. The Democrats say that if it wasn’t for “Those women hating lunatics” the government would be ideal. They fly their flags, recite their cute little “Pledge Of Allegiance” and participate in Political gloryhole fuckery by voting every 2 years. DESPITE all their efforts to get noticed, their demonstrations of affection go ignored. In short, they get friend-zoned by the government. This happens year after year and instead of stepping back and realizing that this is unhealthy, they double their efforts. Now they fly twice as many flags, they recite their pledge twice as loud, they participate in even MORE political fuckery. Its at the point now where they have gone from friend to psycho stalker. The American public has officially become the creepy guy that hides out in the bushes and nearly hyperventilates as he watches you walk out to your car in the morning.

What the public really needs to do is realize that this relationship between government and people is unhealthy. The only people who benefit from it are the freaks and money whores that have their hands in the pot. They shrug off your affections because they want you to keep coming back. They want you to be dependent. Right now nearly 49% of the country is on welfare. That is so far from being sustainable its insane. Do yourself a favor and look in the mirror. Stare straight into your own eyes and tell yourself that you deserve better. There are plenty of fish in the sea that wont hold you or your affections hostage. Voluntaryism is precisely one of those fish. Love your community and watch your community love you back. Instead of a cold, heartless bastard, you’ll be dealing with neighbors and friends who work together for the good of the people in that community. Instead of cheapening yourself in the Gloryhole (read as voting) booth, give it a golden shower and walk away. Stop sending love letters to those who spurn your every affection and instead send them a letter declaring your independence from their manipulation. Its going to be people working with people that changes this world. Manipulative, friend-zoning governments arent the solution to anything. End your addiction to the Friend Zone and start being the change you know deep inside you are capable of being.



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